Summer Fun - Issue Four - Sizzlin'

Well, Summer's here (officially). And things are needed to sustain the lifeblood of this tabloid. So as of now we'll be recruiting new editors, reporters and people who stand around drinking coffee. Think you can do that? Do you have what it takes? I spit on you! You sicken me, peasant!

Copy this template and email your application to: tfe@gawab.com

• Furcadia User-name:
• Time spent in Furcadia:
• Dreams you frequent:
• Do you roleplay?:
• If so, where?:
• Your real life age:
• Tell us a little bit about yourself:
• What do you feel you have to offer our tabloid?:
• What position are you looking for?:

Issue Three- What's In Store? (I want Donuts)

Okay so we have a tabloid... GREAT! But what exactly is in store for this so called tabloid? We have your answers right here! The Furcadia Enquirer (TFE for short) is a player content driven tabloid dedicated to the best stories we can find. Of course we will do edits and make the story really come to life but you are providing us with the latest news scoops! Even better yet: there is loads of categories to choose from! So how do you go about submitting YOUR stuff? Why that is a good question! You can submit your links Here ! Splendid now give us some smut!


-The Furcadia Enquirer

P.S. Damnit no donuts...

You! Yes, You! - Issue Two - Wanna Help?

So, you wanna help us out? Lovely. We'll need the following:

• Oh, your Furcadia user-name would be nice.
• Your soul.
• Your first born.
  
• If you'd like, how about your email address. (We don't spam, promise.)
• Well, how exactly can you help us? Surprise us. :)

Got that? Good. So, where do you send us your fabulous ideas you ask?

- tfe@gawab.com <------------- That one, pretty sure.

-The Furcadia Enquirer

Introduction - Issue One - Why Start a Tabloid?

So, it seems you've stumbled across our little community project. Well, kudos to you reader. ;) - Why start a formal paper and have the hassle of actually having to do our homework? Simple. We can make up half the stuff and call it news. Hey, everyone else does it. Why not jump on the bandwagon? Just look at The Enquirer, they can make up what ever they like, and it will still sell. Why, well that's anyone's guess. Most of the articles we make will be satire, something of fiction. And the rest will be truth...that is, if we say so. The job of the reader is to separate fact from fiction. It shouldn't be that hard. I mean, if I say: "Felorin is your lord and master." - That would obviously be something of satire, or was it? Be honest, he would make one heck of an emperor. And no, I wasn't paid to say that. Just held at gun point. :) - This concludes our little introduction. I hope I'll be seeing you around. I know I'll be looking forward to meeting you again soon.

-The Furcadia Enquirer